Title: Man there are hidden codes everywhere
0393310728-“FORMAL NOTICE AND DEMAND TO CEASE AND DESIST
Oct. 21, 2013
Satan, AKA Lucifer individually and dba Hell, and Hades
(hereinafter collectively referred to as “Lucifer”, “you”, and “your”)
VIA: interdimensional Carrier ID# 819746234211Z
RE: Soul Collection
“Dear Mr. Lucifer
Formal notice is hereby served upon YOU PERSONALLY and HELL that the collection of souls outside the Grand Bureau of Soul Reclamation is against Article 2 section 1 of the Soul Reclamation Act set up 1000 years after the beginning of time. We have obtained evidence that you are collecting souls outside our Jurisdiction and have been for quite some time.
This is timely written Notice and Demand that you are to IMMEDIATELY CEASE and DESIST from:
1. any collection activities on any further accounts
2. any further collection-type contact, in any form, written or personal, with mortals or the dead whatsoever, by yourself or a representative.
3. Any soul contracts made as so far, In any form are hereby invalidated.
4. You must return all ill gotten souls immediately to the Bureau in unsullied condition.
Take notice that failure to comply with this request will incur a visit from Arch Angel of Death, who will hand you and your demon brethren a can of whoop-ass, the likes of which you have never seen. You WILL comply. Have a nice day.
Sincerely, with all rights reserved,
Grand Bureau of Soul Reclamation
Obscenities and other hostile language edited out by Azrael’s Secretary VVV”